Fotmallday : Druid(Ranged DPS)

Discussion in 'Accepted Applications' started by Doldra, Jun 7, 2017.

  1. Doldra

    Doldra Meleesexual Guild Officer

    1.)Character Name: Fotmallday
    2.)Character Class: Druid
    3.)Which role are you primarily applying for?: Ranged DPS
    4.)Armory Profile Link: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/sargeras/Astraeus/advanced

    5.)Age:69

    6.)Please provide us with a link to your WoL parses:

    https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/us/sargeras/astraeus

    7.)Why do you want to join TFB?:

    To unseat the oppressive regime

    8.)Please provide us with a screenshot of your raid UI

    https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme...5/322185901633699840/FB_IMG_1496208129724.jpg

    9.)Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?

    Yes

    10.)Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?

    Everybody will love me.

    11.)Do you have any alts worth mentioning?

    I have no alts, only 12 mains. I have to have one of everything to play the flavor of the month.

    12.)What is the absolute latest time you can raid?

    I do not sleep.

    13.)Please note our raid times are in EST, are you able to make those times stated above?

    Yes

    14.)We raid from 7-11 on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. What time zone do we raid in?

    PST

    15.)If the raid leader was to wrongfully chew you out in the middle of a raid how would you react?

    I would scream at him until he said I was right. It works with retail employees.

    16.)If you were asked to sit out for a raid that you signed up for in advance how would you react?

    Would drink our laundry detergent until I could taste the color purple.

    17.)What two websites do you visit for the most WoW information related to your class?

    Cannot link any sites, I only use the dark web.

    18.)A penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

    Dear God help me, that Astraeus dude tried to coat me in oil.

    19.)Why are you actively searching for a new guild? What expectations do you have for us?

    I expect you to gear me out no matter what I want to fucking play. If it isn't flavor of the month I won't play it.

    20.)How long have you been playing WoW and how many guilds have you been a member of?

    I've been playing since the day it was in alpha. I've been in seventeen top US 5 guilds. You know which ones I'm talking about.

    21.)What is your longest tenure in any one guild?

    Less Than 1 Month

    22.)How active do you plan to be on the forums during your tenure here?

    Once A Month

    23.)What previous raiding experience do you have?

    I did it all. Give me my loot.

    24.)What can we expect from you in our raids?

    I won't do trash or any mechanics asked of me. Where the fuck is my tier?

    25.)Despite our 3 day a week raid schedule and having an application that tests your humor, we can be very serious about DPS/HPS, reflexes, and raid attendance. These will be heavily critiqued by the raid leader. Can you handle this kind of criticism?

    If you so much as raise your voice at me I will doxx you and try to get you fired.

    26.)What do you feel are the most important aspects of your class and spec? What do you bring to the raid and how do you maximize it?

    Best part of being a druid is only playing one spec because fuck other roles.

    27.)If there's anything else you want to add; either a self bio, information about friends who may join, or if you simply want us to know something not asked, this is the time to let us know.

    I'm out of college and living in the basement. If I want I can scream until I get a bag of hot cheetos. I'll put that shit on anything. Check out my ASMR videos. It'll help me find out which skin fold the cheetos fell in.

    28.)TFB has no guarantee that server transfers will be automatically accepted into the guild. Failure to perform at our level or failure to attend raids reliably during your recruitment period can and will result in denial. Do you accept this risk?

    Yes

    29.)How did you hear about us?

    We Contacted You

    30.)What is your current artifact level on your weapon? Do you have any legendaries?

    44, I'm just too fucking good to bother with Concordance.
     
  2. Auki

    Auki Aids and Air Conditioning Raider

    I see no reason to not accept.
     
  3. Euphorìa

    Euphorìa Squirrel Power Guild Officer

    I actually got excited that we had an app, but doldra trolled too hard.
    TFB life #neveranyapps
     
  4. Doldra

    Doldra Meleesexual Guild Officer

    Ast asked me to make one to make sure shit was working.
     

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