Stinklord : Warrior(Melee DPS)

Discussion in 'Applications' started by Isaac Dechant, Mar 11, 2020.

  1. 1.)Character Name: Stinklord
    2.)Character Class: Warrior
    3.)Which role are you primarily applying for?: Melee DPS
    4.)Armory Profile Link: https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/character/us/illidan/Stinklord

    5.)Age:20

    6.)Please provide us with a link to your WarcraftLogs:

    https://www.warcraftlogs.com/character/us/illidan/stinklord

    7.)Why do you want to join TFB? Why are you searching for a guild, and what expectations do you have?:

    I do not like the leadership in my current guild. They wasted my time by trialing my for 2 and half months only to replace me with a trial because of my class. I want a guild that is not toxic and not take drastic measures when its leader does not get its way.

    8.)Are you easily offended by racist, sexist, or other such humor?

    No

    9.)Do you have any friends within TFB? Any enemies?

    Tnastypriest is a good friend we raided together for a long time.

    10.)Do you have any alts worth mentioning?

    Stinknado he is my shaman who is just as geared as my warrior.

    11.)How do you ensure you handle mechanics with the highest success?

    Yes I can I know all of the fights in the raid like the back of my hand.

    12.)Why do you play this game? What keeps you motivated to keep coming back for more?

    I play this game because I love it and I love the crazy ass people who play it. No matter how terrible its systems are (Corruption) I still come back wanting more.

    13.)How do you keep up to date on your class?

    Class discords and frequently checking the top player's streams and youtube guides

    14.)An LGBTQ penguin walks through the door right now wearing a sombrero and demands you use their preferred gender pronouns. What do they say and what do you say back?

    hey birdie I like your sexy none racially descriptive patterns, wanna come back to my place and you can maybe condense my life force while I dive into your formless void.

    15.)What previous raiding experience do you have?

    I've raided since wrath of the lich king, although I really started getting into mythic raiding duing eternal palace getting CE and progressing 9/12 mythic in NYA.

    16.)What can we expect from you in our raids?

    One might say i am just an average warrior but I can assure you that my sword is large not only in my strong muscular arms but it bulges out of my pants like a rocket heading towards the twisting nether. I tend to bring a certain charm and im also the most famous male titty streamer NA so.

    17.)Despite our 3 day a week raid schedule and having an application that tests your humor, we can be very serious about DPS/HPS, reflexes, and raid attendance. Can you handle this kind of environment?

    Yes trust me I handled an environment with no humor and only focusing on DPS. It was horrible.

    18.)If there's anything else you want to add; either a self bio, information about friends who may join, or if you simply want us to know something not asked, this is the time to let us know.

    I have fibromylalgia and my hands don't move to good sometimes but I just screech at the top of my lungs and push through the pain because games before healthy lifestyle gains amirite.

    19.)TFB has no guarantee that server transfers will be automatically accepted into the guild. Failure to perform at our level or failure to attend raids reliably during your recruitment period can and will result in denial. Do you accept this risk?

    Yes

    20.)How did you hear about us?

    Friend/Referral
     
  2. Astraeus

    Astraeus Pope Benedict Arnold XIV Senior Officer Raid Leader

    Hi there,

    we'd be happy to see you execute some bitches tonight if you're available. I know this is short notice but if it's not tonight, you'll have to wait until next week for the next mythic farm/clear out. Let me know if you're up for some boss spanking tonight.
     
  3. I humbly accept this honorable cheek clapping event. I will see you at 7:00
     

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